he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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