So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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