i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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