the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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