I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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