i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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