I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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