do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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