i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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