can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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