I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
