Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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