I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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