Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
