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say what?
wanna hang out?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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