Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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