even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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