You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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