i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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