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After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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