Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.