he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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