i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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