I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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