Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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