What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
are you so shy because you have an std?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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