My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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