So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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