Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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