I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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