I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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