dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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