Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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