Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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