Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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