He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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