he thought i was a dude.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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