Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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