That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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