your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How does it feel to date your dad?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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