.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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