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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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