i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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