Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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