this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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