ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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