Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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