smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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