do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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