question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
someone owes me an orgasm
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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