idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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