shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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