im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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