Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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